(The phone rings)
Me: Meat Department. How may I help you?
Customer: Hi. Did you serve an older man in his early 50s with salt and pepper hair? He would have been buying a couple of steaks?
Me: Um....I’m not sure. We’ve served a bunch of customers today.
Customer: I’m in there all the time with my husband. He’s real tall and good looking. I’ve got short brown hair. Did you serve him?
Me: I mean, it’s possible. Was there a problem with the steaks?
Customer: No. I’m out of town. I think my husband is cheating on me. That’s why I wanted to know how many steaks he bought. It’s just him this week, he shouldn’t be buying two. Can you guys check the transactions?
Me: That’s not really something we can do. I’m sorry.
Customer: Next time I come in, I’ll introduce myself so you can keep an eye out.