Butcher Stories

A comedy with heart…and some liver


Alex is a directionless twenty year old kid who spends his days manning a meat counter at the local grocery store. When an unexpected promotion falls into his lap, Alex must decide if hewants to follow his dreams or take on the stable career as a butcher.

Based off of the hit blog and featuring 100% real interactions with insane customers, Comedian Andy Livengood (Theatre 99, The Christmas Will Be Televised) will take audiences on a hilarious and heartfelt tour of strange coworkers, clueless managers, and crazy customers.

What are the guys who cut your steaks really like?

Is it possible to deal with customers and not loose your mind?

Why are customers so annoying?

Find out as Andy Livengood plays every character to immerse you in the often ridiculous world of retail. Whether you’ve worked behind a service counter or only shopped at one, this show will leave you in stitches.

Butcher Stories: Real stories. Real Customers. Real funny.

This show will debut as part of the 2019 Piccolo Spoleto Festival

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