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October 15, 2020 by Andy Livengood

Customer: How much is that shrimp?

Me: $4.99 a pound.

Customer: Two pounds.

(I bag it)

Customer: How much was that?

Me: $9.98

Customer: I only want $7 worth.

October 15, 2020 /Andy Livengood
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