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The Leftovers

November 20, 2020 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Can you break this pack of cube steak down? I only need 2/3 of a pound.

Me: No problem!

Me: Here ya go. It’s .68 of a pound.

Customer: I wanted 2/3 of a pound. Me: 2/3 is .66, this is .68.

Customer: (looks disappointed and shrugs) That’s okay. I guess we’ll just have leftovers.

November 20, 2020 /Andy Livengood
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