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Repeat after me

November 25, 2021 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I need a smaller Turkey.

Me: I’ve only got those two left.

Customer: Nothing in the back?

Me: Nothing in the back.

Customer: Are you sure?

Me: I’m sure.

Customer: None anywhere?

Me: None anywhere.

Customer: So you’re telling me that these two are it?

November 25, 2021 /Andy Livengood
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