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Dead man walking

November 23, 2023 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I’m not seeing your turkeys out here.

Me: I’m sorry. I’m all out.

Customer: …

Me: …

Customer: …

Me: …

Customer: My wife is gonna kill me.

November 23, 2023 /Andy Livengood
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