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Customer: I need a fork.  

Me: I’m sorry. I don’t have any here. They have some forks on the other side of the store in the deli.  

Customer: I only need one.  

Me: The deli has individual forks. They’re free.  

Customer: Well, why don’t you have any?  

Me: Nothing I have here is ready to eat.  

Customer: That’s insane.