(I’m filling up the counter in my department)  

Customer: (One aisle over, screaming at the top of her lungs.) HELP!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!! OH GOD, I NEED HELP!!!!

(I run over to the aisle, because it sounds like someone is being attacked or that they fell and seriously hurt themselves.)  

Customer: HELP ME PLEASE.....(seeing me) Oh, good. I can’t reach this can of tomatoes. Can you reach it for me?