Customer: (dropping a bag of half eaten steaks inside a plastic bag on the counter) These were the toughest fillet mignons I’ve ever eaten. You must have cut them wrong.
Me: (Looking at them) They’re not fillets. These are eye of round steaks.
Customer: I don’t know the difference. You idiots should have labeled them better.
Me: (Looking at the label that clearly says “eye of round steaks.”) Yes sir. Sorry about that.