Customer: I want a pound of ground chuck! Wait, where is it?
Me: We don’t actually open for another two hours so it’s not in the case right now. I was actually getting ready to grind it. If you give me a minute, I can have it ready.
Customer: I don’t have time to wait.
Me: It won’t take long; I’m holding the grinder parts right now. Give me literally 60 seconds and I’ll have some done for you.
Customer: I don’t have time! What does that even mean “you don’t open for another two hours?!” What makes it take so long?!
Me: It takes time to cut and grind everything fresh every morning. I can get it for you right now
Customer: I’m busy!
(She storms off)