Customer : Andy, I think it's bullshit that you're closed tomorrow.
Me: Why is that, Joe?
Customer : You got to think about tourists. They would come in here looking for food. If you're closed, they'll have to go to a restaurant. Then they're pissed and they won't spend money at my store.
Me: What is it you sell again?
Customer : I sell toys at the market.
Me: you expecting a lot of toy business on Christmas day?
Customer : Well, now I'm not.