Customer: Is there gluten in these crab cakes?
Me: It doesn't say "gluten free," so it's likely.
Customer: Trying to eat gluten free is really hard.
Me: Yeah, my mom had issues with gluten and she says the same thing.
Customer : You know, it's she had issues with gluten, then you probably have issues with gluten too.
Me: Um. .. yeah. It's probably coming...
Customer: You already have it That's where this (pointing at my stomach and indicating the size) comes from.
Me: So anything else I can help you with?