Customer: This is crap! Look at this! This is disgraceful!
Me: Um..I’m sorry?
Customer: Look at all this FARM RAISED SHRIMP!!! Imported from Asia! This company should be ashamed of itself. What about wild caught local shrimp. This is disgusting!
Me: I have wild caught shrimp right here. It’s wild caught from Georgia. We haven’t started getting local shrimp yet, but this is fresh and wild caught.
(He stares at the shrimp and the $10.99 price tag.)
Customer: (After a few seconds) I’ll take a pound of the $6.99 shrimp.
Me: Yes sir.
(I get him a pound of the farm raised $6.99lb shrimp from Thailand.)