Customer: I was looking for peeled and deveined shrimp. I’m making shrimp creole.
Me: I’ve got some peeled and deveined shrimp right here.
Customer: I don’t want cooked. I want to make shrimp creole.
Me: They’re not cooked. They’re raw.
Customer: (sigh) I’m craving shrimp creole. I was gonna make some.
Me: Um....would you like some of these?
Customer: Show me what half a pound looks like. I want them for shrimp creole.
(I bag up half a pound)
Me: This is half a pound.
Customer: They’re so big. I want them for shrimp creole. How about these smaller ones. Give me half a pound.
(I bag up the smaller shrimp)
Me: Anything else?
Customer: (taking the shrimp) I’m making shrimp creole.