Customer: Do you do rotisserie chickens here?
Me: They do in the deli on the other side of the store.
Customer: We're not familiar with the store. Where is that?
Me: The deli is on the opposite side of the store.
Customer: We. Are. Not. Regular. Customers. Do you have a place with cooked foods like rotisserie chickens?!
Me: Yes, ma'am. The deli does. It is as far as you can walk that way, on the other side of the store from us.
Customer: You should have answered my question the first time.