Customer: I want to put these shrimp in an Alfredo sauce. Would they work?
Me: Of course!
Customer: Could I use these clams too? I’ve never cooked clams before.
(I spend a few minutes explaining to him how to cook them, what else to add to the sauce, etc. I take him over to the spice aisle and get him everything he needs)
Customer: Thanks, man!
Me: Have a good day!
(Five minutes later the Customer Service Clerk walks back)
Clerk: Did you help the guy with the seafood and all the sauces and stuff?
Me: I did.
Clerk: He shoved all that stuff into his book bag and left without paying.