Weight Of The World

Customer: One pound of shrimp, please.

Me: Yes, ma’am!

(I bag up some shrimp. It weighs 1.02 lbs)

Customer: I said a pound. I don’t want more than that.

(I pull out a shrimp. It now weighs .99 lbs)

Customer: Are you deaf?! One pound!

(I try shrimp after shrimp until I get one that brings the total to one pound even)

Customer: It shouldn’t have been that hard.