Customer: One pound of shrimp, please.
Me: Yes, ma’am!
(I bag up some shrimp. It weighs 1.02 lbs)
Customer: I said a pound. I don’t want more than that.
(I pull out a shrimp. It now weighs .99 lbs)
Customer: Are you deaf?! One pound!
(I try shrimp after shrimp until I get one that brings the total to one pound even)
Customer: It shouldn’t have been that hard.