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March 21, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: How many shrimp come in a pound?  

Me: There are roughly 20-30 shrimp in each pound.  

Customer: I’ll take 3 pounds.  

(I bag it up)  

Customer: So how many shrimp are in there?  

Me: About 60-90.

Customer: That’s way to many for two people! Take out a pound.  

(I rebag them)  

Customer: How many shrimp are in the bag?  

 

March 21, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Confused, Oblivious, Seafood
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