Customer: One pound of crab legs.
Me: Yes sir. (I start to sort through the crab legs for good looking ones)
Customer: Not that one. I want that one in front.
Me: (reaching towards the front) I can’t really see in the counter. This one?
Customer: NO! The front one. Damn.
(I get the crab legs priced. He takes them and throws a bill on the counter.)
(I pick up the HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL he left me.)
(He runs back over.)
Customer: Give that back!
(I hand him the hundred. He hands me a one dollar bill.)
Me: Have a nice day.