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Supplies didn’t last

July 03, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Where’s the tuna?

Me: I’m sorry. I’m all out.

Customer: How the hell can you be out?! Your app says you have it. Right here; “While supplies last: Fresh tuna.”

Me: I’m really sorry, but I’ve sold out.

Customer: You shouldn’t guarantee you’ll have it then!

July 03, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Seafood, Confused
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