Customer: I can’t find the turkey drumsticks.
Me: I’m sorry. I ran out yesterday. I still have some wings, if that helps at all.
Customer: I didn’t say I wanted wings.
Me: I’m sorry. I’m out of turkey drumsticks.
Customer: How the hell are you out? Every turkey I’ve ever seen has legs. Where’d they go?!?
Me: I had a bunch. I just ran out of them with it being Thanksgiving.
Customer: That’s mighty shitty, son.