Customer: I’ll take three of those rib steaks.
Me: Yes, ma’am. Coming right up!
Customer: Can you season them?
Me: All I’ve got is Montreal seasoning. That okay?
Customer: Yes please!
(I season then and pack them up )
Me: Here you go!
Customer: (Forcing a $10 bill into my hand) Thanks. Merry Christmas!
Me: Oh, you don’t have to do that. All I did was put some seasoning on it.
Customer: It’s Christmas Eve. If I can’t tip you now, when can I. You can either take it, or I’m dropping it on the floor and some random person is getting it.
Me: (accepting the tip) Thank you. Merry Christmas.
Customer: That’s more like it. Merry Christmas!