Customer: I'd like a pound of shrimp.
Me: No problem.
Customer: These shrimp are boneless, right?
Me: Um.....yes. There are no bones in the shrimp.
Customer: (placing his hand on the counter) I'm serious, dude, there better not be any bones in these damn shrimp.
Me: Shrimp don't have bones, sir.
Customer: Look, man. I'm feeding these shrimp to a kid. I. Don't. Want. There. To. Be. Any. Bones.
Me: I 100% guarantee there aren't any bones in this shrimp.