Customer: Where are your briskets?
Me: Right here!
Customer: That can't be right.
Me: What's wrong?
Customer: (looking at the vacuum packed Brisket and the vacuum packed eye of round beside it) No. No. No. No.
Me: I'm sorry?
Customer: Does all of your meat come like this?
Me: Like what?
Me: Um.....yes. All of our meat comes vacuum packed in plastic.
Customer: I don't think you can do that! That's not safe!
Me: Vacuum packaging ensures.....
Customer: I don't care about the vacuuming packaging...I care about the....the....plastic.
Me: It kinda has to be plastic if you want to seal out all of the air.
Customer: Well, maybe you should only get in what you need. Like one piece of the cow at a time.