Customer: What is this crab cake made of? Does it have blue crab in it?
Me: (double checking the sign in front) Um...those aren’t crab cakes. There cod cakes.
Customer: (reading sign that does indeed say “Cod Cakes”) Oh......what type of crab is cod?
Me: Cod is a fish.
Customer: (blank stare)
Me: Its a mild flakey fish.
Customer: Are they good?
Me: Yes, ma’am. They have a lot of dill in them, but I really like them.
Customer: What’s a dill?
Me: Um......a spice.
Customer: I think I’ll just get some crab cakes.