For The Love of Cod

Customer: What is this crab cake made of? Does it have blue crab in it?

Me: (double checking the sign in front) Um...those aren’t crab cakes. There cod cakes.

Customer: (reading sign that does indeed say “Cod Cakes”) Oh......what type of crab is cod?

Me: Cod is a fish.

Customer: (blank stare)

Me: Its a mild flakey fish.

Customer: Are they good?

Me: Yes, ma’am. They have a lot of dill in them, but I really like them.

Customer: What’s a dill?

Me: Um......a spice.

(Blank stare)

Customer: I think I’ll just get some crab cakes.