Customer: Is this company based overseas?
Me: Um....no. Our corporate offices are in North Carolina.
Customer: Man, this company must really hate America.
Me: I'm sorry?
Customer: If they loved America. They wouldn't make you work today.
Me: Well...they just want us to be here for any customers that need something.
Customer: If I owned a company, I wouldn't make my employees work.
Me: That's cool. I'm sure they would appreciate that.
Customer: Yeah......So can I get 3lbs of Chicken.
Me: Yes, Sir.