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January 19, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: How many shrimp come in a pound? 

Me: Roughly, 20 to 30.  

Customer: I need 150 shrimp.  

Me: That’s about 6 or 7lbs. 

Customer: I don’t want “about” 150 shrimp. I don’t want “roughly” anything. I’m sure you can count to 150. Just do that. 

January 19, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Impatient, Seafood, How dare you, Special request
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