Customer: I want 7 containers of your smoked salmon and I want each one to be $6.50.
Me: Okay. It’s gonna take me like 5 or 6 minutes to weigh those out so I get the price right.
(He walks away and returns like 90 seconds later)
Customer: You’re still not done?!??
Me: I’m finishing up the last few right now.
Customer: I can’t believe you’ve been doing this the whole time. I’m the customer! You’re supposed to take care of me! Don’t get distracted by other things, I was here first!!