Customer: I’d like 28 shrimp, please.
(I start counting them out)
Customer: What’s the difference between these crab cakes?
Me: Just a second.
Customer: Excuse me! What is the difference between these crab cakes?
(I stop counting)
Me: The ones on the left use all jumbo lump crab meat.
Customer: Why aren’t you done with my shrimp?
(I start counting again)
Customer: How do I cook the monk fish?