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Like A Lamb to Slaughter

May 03, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Where’s your lamb?  

Me: Right here!  

Customer: I’m not Jewish.  

Me: I’m sorry?

Customer: I want normal lamb. I’m not Jewish.  

Me: I’m still not following.  

Customer: (Holding up package) “Seder farms.” I’m not Jewish! I want normal lamb! 

Me: That’s pronounced “Cedar Farms”. It’s the brand name.   

Customer: Ah.  

May 03, 2019 /Andy Livengood
signs, meat, How dare you, Oblivious, nevermind, Confused
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