Customer: Where’s your local salmon?
Me: We don’t get salmon from around here.
Customer: Why the hell not?!
Me: There isn’t salmon that comes from Charleston.
Customer: You don’t know what you’re talking about!! I’ve gotten Cooper River Salmon here before. The Cooper River is right out back! I mean, hello?
Me: We get Copper River Salmon from the Copper River in Alaska. The season opens up next month.
Customer: You guys should label it better.