Turkey Class

Customer: (On phone) I need to get a cooked turkey to take to a kid’s class.

Me: I don’t really have cooked turkey. Other than lunch meat.

Customer: I don’t want lunch meat! I need it for a children’s classroom.

Me: Everything I have is raw. The deli might....

Customer: I already spoke to the deli. They only have turkey breasts. I need a whole cooked turkey. For a class.

Me: I don’t really have anything like that. I’m sorry....

Customer: You just ruined a bunch of kids’ day! (She hangs up)