Intercom: ATTENTION CUSTOMERS! WE WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES! PLEASE MAKE YOUR FINAL SELECTIONS AND COME UP FRONT!
Customer: Wait. This store is 24 hours!
Me: Yes sir, but we close early on Thanksgiving.
Customer: Oh, god. I have to go get a turkey, some oysters, and some smoked neck bones!
Me: Um...Yeah. About that.