Customer: Do you have any wild caught salmon?
Me: Yes, I do. Right here. Some WILD CAUGHT sockeye salmon.
Customer: Ehhh...sockeye? Is that all you have?
Me: Yeah. When it's out of season, the only WILD salmon I can get is sockeye. It's really good, though. Sockeye is some of the best WILD CAUGHT salmon.
Customer: Okay. I'll take a pound.
(I give it to her. She turns and walks away. Then she runs back over)
Customer: Wait. This is wild salmon, right?
Me: Yeah. It's still wild.
Customer: Great. Thanks!