They’re not all bad

Customer: I bought a turkey from another store, when I opened it, it was bad. Do you have one left? 

Me: I’ve got one, but it’s big. 

Customer: There’s just two of us. (Looking into the market) You’re not cutting any meat today are you? 

Me: We don’t really process anything on thanksgiving. What did you want? 

Customer: Since I can’t do a turkey, I thought maybe a standing rib roast, but I don’t want you to dirty anything. 

Me: I can cut you a roast. 

Customer: You really don’t have to. 

Me: I’ve got you. Give me 10 minutes. 

(I give them the roast)

Customer: Thank you so much! You’ve saved Thanksgiving! Can I do anything for you? 

Me:  All day, I’ve been told how much I’ve ruined thanksgiving. You saying I saved it is more than enough. Happy Thanksgiving!