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November 06, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I want a piece of salmon. 

Me: Sure! Which piece would you like? 

Customer: The one in then back. 

(I put that piece in a bag.)

Customer: Wait. Is the $12.99 on the tag the price? 

Me: Yes, ma’am. 

Customer: Never mind. Too expensive. I’ll take some shrimp. 

Me: Okay.

Customer: Is the $9.99 on the tag the price? 

November 06, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Seafood, signs, nevermind, Price check
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