Customer: Can I have a little over a pound and a half of hamburger?
Me: Sure thing.
Customer: How much was that?
Me: 1.65 lbs.
Customer: That’s a lot. Take out a pound. I just want a little over half a pound.
Customer: You need to focus a bit more. There’s no way I could eat that by myself.
Me: I didn’t know you wanted one serving.
Customer: First day?