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June 17, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Two pounds of flounder.

Me: Two pounds?

Customer: Yes. (Holding up two fingers) Two pounds.

Me: Here ya go!

Customer: How much is that?

Me: Two pounds on the dot.

Customer: I can’t eat all that. I didn’t want two pounds. I said a pound and a quarter. You should listen better!

June 17, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Rude, Oblivious, Seafood, nevermind, You’re wrong
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