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You’re a Haddock

July 05, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I want some haddock.

Me: I’m sorry, ma’am. I’m all sold out of the haddock.

Customer: Can’t you go in the back and make me a haddock?

Me: Haddock is a fish.

Customer: Yeah. Can you make me one?

July 05, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Seafood, Confused, Special request, Check in back
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