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Individually Together

August 21, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I want four steaks. I want them wrapped individually.

Me: Okay. Here you go!

Customer: Wait. Why are there four packages? I wanted them two to a pack!
Me: I’m sorry, sir. I thought you said you wanted them individually.

Customer: I do. I just want two packages total.

August 21, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Confused, Special request, meat
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