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Give Me A Sign

September 27, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Your selection sucks today! Where are all the steaks? 

Me: We don’t open for another two hours. I can cut you whatever you need. 

Customer: (looking at a half empty case with the lights out, below a sign that says “Hours: 9am- 10pm”) How the hell am I supposed to know you’re not open?!

September 27, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, You open?, Confused, Impatient
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