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March 16, 2020 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Is this shrimp fresh?

Me: No, ma’am. It’s been frozen. Customer: I don’t want frozen.

Me: I’m very sorry. That’s all I have.

Customer: Awwww is someone feelwing stwessed out?

March 16, 2020 /Andy Livengood
Rude, Seafood, How dare you, Natural Disaster, Impatient
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