Me: Hi! I’m unfortunately, out of oysters.
Customer: How is that possible.
Me: Well, we only get so many in.
Customer: You’re a goddamn grocery store.
Me: I’m really sorry, sir.
Customer: that’s false advertising!
Me: I’m very sorry.
Customer: Don’t be sorry. Fix it!
Me: There’s nothing I can do.
Customer: I can’t wait to call Live 5 and tell them about your bait and switch! You’re gonna be famous! FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!