Customer: Oysters?

Me: Hi! I’m unfortunately, out of oysters.

Customer: How is that possible.

Me: Well, we only get so many in.

Customer: You’re a goddamn grocery store.

Me: I’m really sorry, sir.

Customer: that’s false advertising!

Me: I’m very sorry.

Customer: Don’t be sorry. Fix it!

Me: There’s nothing I can do.

Customer: I can’t wait to call Live 5 and tell them about your bait and switch! You’re gonna be famous! FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!