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It’s a Thin Line

April 11, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I want those front two porterhouse steaks. Can you slice them in half?  

Me: They’re a little to small for me to put back on the saw.  I’ve got some thinner ones here or I can cut- 

Customer: Somebody doesn’t feel like working today.  

Me: I was saying I can cut you some thinner ones off of the loin I’m cutting now. 

Customer: Let’s do that. 

April 11, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Confused, Choice, Impatient, meat, Rude
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