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Things’ll be great when you’re downtown

September 14, 2019 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Do you have more fresh shrimp?

Me: No, sir. We just started getting the fresh shrimp back in. This was the only box since the storm. We’ll start getting them regularly in a day or so.

Customer: That’s terrible! You can’t treat me like this; I own a business downtown!!

September 14, 2019 /Andy Livengood
Oblivious, Seafood, Confused, Local, How dare you, Natural Disaster
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