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January 13, 2020 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Two pieces of salmon.

Me: Which ones would you like?

Customer: Any of them.

(I grab 2)

Customer: No. Not those ones.

Me: Which ones do you want.

Customer: It doesn’t matter. Any of them.

Me: How about these?

Customer: No.

Me: I can grab you any one you like.

Customer: Oh, I don’t care. Any of them are fine.

January 13, 2020 /Andy Livengood
Choice, Oblivious, Seafood, Confused, Special request, Mind reader
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