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February 15, 2020 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I want steaks.

Me: Sure. What kind?

Customer: Angus.

Me: Everything in this case is angus beef. Which kind of steak did you want?

Customer: USDA Choice.

Me: All of this is choice. I meant did you want a ribeye? Or a strip? Or a fillet?

Customer: I want a steak.

February 15, 2020 /Andy Livengood
Choice, Nice customer, Oblivious, Confused, Special request, meat
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