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Sick Truck

March 18, 2020 by Andy Livengood

Customer: Uh...you sure don’t have much.

Me: I’m sorry, sir. Our orders are getting cut in half. The virus stuff has kinda thrown us out of wack.

Customer: Hmmm...I was under the impression that trucks couldn’t catch that virus. You should have planned better.

March 18, 2020 /Andy Livengood
Rude, Oblivious, Natural Disaster, How dare you, Impatient
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