Fucking liverwurst

Customer: Where’s the Boar’s Head liverwurst?

Me: I don’t actually carry that over here. They may have it in the deli.

Customer: Then why the fuck did they send me over here?!

Me: I’m sorry sir I...

Customer: Fuck you! Piece of shit!

Me: I... Customer: I ought to beat your fucking ass, mother fucker. Have a fucking wonderful day! Don’t fucking talk to me!