Real Stories. Real Customers. Real Funny.
Customer: Are you guys gonna make down this ham?
Me: No, sir. It’s not going out of date for a while.
Customer: But yesterday was Easter! They’re marking down all the Easter candy!
Me: Yes, sir. But hams generally are good for a few months!
(He scoffs and walks away)
Customer: Do you have any bigger turkeys?
Me: No, ma’am. Those are all I have. We don’t get in many for Easter.
Customer: You must not be a Christian.
Me: Wait. What?!
Customer: If you served a risen savior, you’d be more upset that you ruined my Easter. I’ll be praying for you.